Worshipping
Money in D.C.
The Influence of Influence in Washington
By Thomas
Frank
July 01,
2016 "Information
Clearing House"
- "Tom
Dispatch"-
Although it’s
difficult to remember those days eight years ago
when Democrats seemed to represent something
idealistic and hopeful and brave, let’s take a
moment and try to recall the stand Barack Obama once
took against lobbyists. Those were the days when the
nation was learning that George W. Bush’s Washington
was, essentially, just a big playground for those
lobbyists and that every government operation had
been opened to the power of money. Righteous disgust
filled the air. “Special interests” were much
denounced. And a certain inspiring senator from
Illinois
promised that, should he be elected president,
his administration would contain no lobbyists at
all. The revolving door between government and K
Street, he assured us, would turn no more.
Instead,
the nation got a lesson in all the other ways that
“special interests” can get what they want -- like
simple
class solidarity between the Ivy Leaguers who
advise the president and the Ivy Leaguers who sell
derivative securities to unsuspecting foreigners. As
that inspiring young president filled his
administration with Wall Street personnel, we
learned that the revolving door still works, even if
the people passing through it aren’t registered
lobbyists.
But
whatever became of lobbying itself, which once
seemed to exemplify everything wrong with
Washington, D.C.? Perhaps it won’t surprise you to
learn that lobbying remains one of the nation’s
persistently prosperous industries, and that, since
2011, it has been the focus of Influence,
one of the daily email newsletters published by
Politico, that great chronicler of the Obama
years. Influence was to be, as its very
first edition
declared, “the must-read crib sheet for
Washington’s influence class,” with news of
developments on K Street done up in tones
of sycophantic smugness. For my money, it is one of
the quintessential journalistic artifacts of our
time: the constantly unfolding tale of
power-for-hire, told always with a
discreet sympathy for the man on top.
Capitalizing on Influence
It is true
that Americans are more cynical about Washington
than ever. To gripe that “the system is rigged” is
to utter the catchphrase of the year. But to read
Influence every afternoon is to understand
how little difference such attitudes make here in
the nation’s capital. With each installment, the
reader encounters a cast of contented and
well-groomed knowledge workers, the sort of people
for whom there are never enough suburban mansions or
craft cocktails. One imagines them living together
in a happy community of favors-for-hire where
everyone knows everyone else, the restaurant
greeters smile, the senators lie down with the
contractors, and the sun shines brilliantly every
day. This community’s labors in the influence trade
have made the economy of the Washington metro area
the envy of the world.
The
newsletter describes every squeaking turn of the
revolving door with a certain admiration.
Influence is where you can read about all the
smart former assistants to prominent members of
Congress and the new K Street jobs they’ve landed.
There are short but meaningful hiring notices --
like the recent
one announcing that the blue-ribbon lobby firm
K&L Gates has snagged its fourth former
congressional “member.” There are accounts of
prizes that lobbyists give to one another and of
rooftop parties for clients and ritual roll calls of
Ivy League degrees to be acknowledged and respected.
And wherever you look at Influence, it
seems like people associated with this or that
Podesta can be found registering new clients,
holding fundraisers, and “bundling”
cash for Hillary Clinton.
As with
other
entries in the Politico family of
tip-sheets, Influence is itself sponsored
from time to time -- for one exciting week this
month, by the Federation of American Hospitals (FAH),
which announced to the newsletter’s readers that,
for the last 50 years, the FAH “has had a seat at
the table.” Appropriately enough for a publication
whose beat is venality, Influence also took
care to report on the FAH’s 50th anniversary party,
thrown in an important room in the Capitol building,
and carefully
listed the many similarly important people who
attended: the important lobbyists, the important
members of Congress, and Nancy-Ann DeParle, the
Obama administration’s important former healthcare
czar and one of this city’s all-time revolving-door
champions.
Describing
parties like this is a standard theme in
Influence, since the influence trade is by
nature a happy one, a flattering one, a business
eager to serve you up a bracing Negroni and
encourage you to gorge yourself on fancy hors
d’oeuvres. And so the newsletter tells us about the
city’s many sponsored revelries -- who gives them,
who attends them, the establishment where the
transaction takes place, and whose legislative
agenda is advanced by the resulting exchange of
booze and bonhomie.
The regular
reader of Influence knows, for example,
about the big reception scheduled to be hosted by
Squire Patton Boggs, one of the most storied names
in the influence-for-hire trade, at a certain office
in Cleveland during the Republican Convention...
about how current and former personnel of the
Department of Homeland Security recently enjoyed a
gathering thrown for them by a prestigious law
firm... about a
group called “PAC Pals” and the long list of
staffers and lobbying types who attended their
recent revelry... about how the Democratic National
Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the
gang got together at a much-talked-about bar to sip
artisanal cocktails.
There’s a
poignant note to the
story of former Congressional representative
Melissa Bean -- once the toast of New Democrats
everywhere, now the “Midwest chair of JPMorgan” --
who recently returned to D.C. to get together with
her old staff. They had also moved on to boldface
jobs in lobbying, television, and elsewhere. And
there’s a note of the fabulous to the
story of the Democratic member who has announced
plans to throw a fundraiser at a Beyoncé concert.
(“A pair of tickets go for $3,500 for PACs,”
Influence notes.)
Bittersweet
is the flavor of the recent story about the closing
of Johnny’s Half Shell, a Capitol Hill restaurant
renowned for the countless fundraisers it has hosted
over the years. On hearing the news of the
restaurant’s imminent demise, Influence
gave over its pixels to tales from Johnny’s glory
days. One reader fondly recounted a
tale in which Occupy protesters supposedly
interrupted a Johnny’s fundraiser being enjoyed by
Senator Lindsey Graham and a bunch of defense
contractors. In classic D.C.-style, the story was
meant to underscore the stouthearted stoicism of the
men of power who reportedly did not flinch at the
menacing antics of the lowly ones.
A
Blissful Community of Money
Influence is typically
written in an abbreviated, matter-of-fact style, but
its brief items speak volumes about the realities of
American politics. There is, for example, little
here about the high-profile battle over how
transgender Americans are to be granted access to
public restrooms. However, the adventures of dark
money in our capital are breathlessly recounted, as
the eternal drama of plutocracy plays itself out and
mysterious moneymen try to pass their desires off as
bona fide democratic demands.
“A group
claiming to lobby on behalf of ordinary citizens
against large insurance companies is in fact
orchestrated by the hospital industry itself,”
begins
a typical item. The regular reader also knows
about the many hundreds of thousands of dollars
spent by unknown parties to stop Puerto Rican debt
relief and about the mysterious group that has blown
vast sums to assail the Consumer Financial
Protection Bureau (CFPB) but whose protesters, when
questioned outside a CFPB hearing, reportedly
admitted that they were “day laborers paid to be
there.”
You will
have noticed, reader, the curiously bipartisan
nature of the items mentioned here. But it really
shouldn’t surprise you. After all, for this part of
Washington, the only real ideology around is based
on money -- how much and how quickly you get paid.
Money is
divine in this industry, and perhaps that is why
Influence is fascinated with libertarianism, a
fringe free-market faith which (thanks to its
popularity among America’s hard-working
billionaires) is massively over-represented in
Washington. Readers of Influence know about
the Competitive Enterprise Institute and its “Night
in Casablanca” party, about the R Street Institute’s
“Alice in Wonderland” party, about how former
Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli came to
sign up with FreedomWorks, and how certain
libertarians have flown from their former perches in
the vast, subsidized free-market coop to the
fashionable new Niskanen Center.
There are
also plenty of small-bore lobbying embarrassments to
report on, as when a currently serving congressional
representative sent a mean note to a former senator
who is now an official at the American Motorcyclist
Association. Or that
time two expert witnesses gave “nearly identical
written statements” when testifying on Capitol Hill.
Oops!
But what
most impresses the regular reader of Influence
is the brazenness of it all. To say that the people
described here appear to feel no shame in the
contracting-out of the democratic process is to miss
the point. Their doings are a matter of pride, with
all the important names gathering at some overpriced
eatery to toast one another and get their picture
taken and advance some initiative that will always,
of course, turn out to be good for money and
terrible for everyone else.
This is not
an industry, Influence’s upbeat and
name-dropping style suggests. It is a community -- a
community of corruption, perhaps, but a community
nevertheless: happy, prosperous, and joyously
oblivious to the plight of the country once known as
the land of the middle class.
Thomas Frank is the author of
Listen, Liberal: Or, What Ever Happened to the Party
of the People?
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