The Funnies
By Shailja Patel
January 16, 2015 "ICH"
- "The
New Inquiry"
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Rape cartoons are funny if
it’s inconceivable to you that you could
ever be raped. If you live in a bubble of
gender privilege that insulates you from all
consequences of rape culture.
AIDS jokes are funny if
you’ve never loved someone who died of AIDS.
If you live in a bubble that allows you not
to know that millions of Africans died,
thousands of gay men died, of criminal state
indifference and denialism. Because they
were, after all, only blacks and queers.
Comedy material, not lives worth grieving.
Ebola cartoons are funny.
Unless your partner is a public health
doctor, forced to choose every day between
treating patients without protective
clothing or abandoning them to save her own
life.
Cartoons of the Prophet
Mohammed naked, on all fours, anus presented
as target, are anti-clerical snigger fodder.
Unless you and half the men and boys and boy
children and baby boys you know and love are
named Mohammed.
Unless you and your
brothers, cousins, fathers, sons, friends
are at daily risk of random causeless
stop-and-frisks, patdown-gropes,
strip-searches, cavity-searches inside
Enlightened Fortress Europe. Because they
can.
Unless your grandfather
Mohammed was raped and castrated by the
French in their concentration camps in
Algeria.
Unless your mother
survives daily harassment and threats of
violence by Front National thugs in her
banlieue by invoking the mercy of the
Prophet on the ignorant.
Unless all the naked
bodies in the Abu Ghraib torture photos look
like you. Naked prone men, trailing blood,
dragged on leashes by grinning US soldiers.
Naked men piled in flesh sculptures by
thumbs-up flashing, beaming young GIs. Naked
brown Mohammed buttocks branded with
cigarette burns like pointillist skin
canvases. Mohammeds hooded and wired,
bleeding from mouth and ears and anus, as
their torturers laugh and strike poses.
Naked violated men who look like you, like
your brother, like your father, like the man
your sweet baby boy will grow up to be.
Unless you and your
friends pass around testimonies like dirty
stories from survivors of CIA anal rape,
also known as rectal rehydration. Survivors
of Guantanamo oral rape, also known as
force-feeding. Because you need to testify
before they happen to you. This is survival
lore.
Unless your little sister
came home sobbing last week and screamed she
would never go back to school, the school
your parents dreamed for her before she was
born. It took hours of coaxing and
comforting to elicit why. The bully who
makes her schooldays hell found a delicious
new cruelty, one that follows her beyond
school like an electronic ankle tag. He put
that cartoon up on the classroom whiteboard,
and the teacher left it there all day as a
lesson in free speech.
Shailja Patel is the
author of Migritude, published in Italy,
Sweden and the US. Migritude was an Amazon
poetry bestseller, a Seattle Times
bestseller, won Outstanding Book Design in
the US Graphic Design Awards, and was
shortlisted for Italy's Camaiore Prize. A
weekly contributor to TNI's Sunday Reading.