The New Ukraine Is Run by
Rogues, Sexpots, Warlords, Lunatics and
Oligarchs
Prominent Ukrainian MP denounces Obama's
weakness, calls him a 'shot-down pilot'
By Mikhail Klikushin
January 14, 2015 "ICH"
- "NYO"
- There were times in Ukraine’s recent
history when even the country’s military
brass were kneeling before the U.S.
Literally. In June 2013, then-U.S.
Ambassador to Ukraine John Tefft received
the saber of the Ukrainian Cossack in the
city of Kherson from a kneeling Ukrainian
high-rank military official. Mr. Tefft
nowadays is serving the country as an
Ambassador to Russia where no such honors
are even imaginable.
But that was then—a previous
regime.
On the surface, today’s
Ukraine is much more favorably disposed
toward everything Western and everything
American because of the exciting wind of
transformations that swept through the
Ukrainian political landscape last year. Its
political culture looks modern, attractive,
refined and European. For example, at the
end of last year a new law was passed that
allowed former citizens of other countries
to participate in Ukrainian politics and
even the government, in case they denounce
their former citizenships. The reason given
was the fight with notorious Ukrainian
corruption. Apparently, in a country of more
than 40 million people, Prime Minister
Arseny Yatsenyuk (called “Rabbit” by his
citizens) couldn’t find a dozen or so
native-born yet not corrupt professionals
for his government.
Now three former
foreigners—ex-American Natalia Yaresko
(Minister for Finance), ex-Lithuanian
Aivaras Abromavičius (Minister For Economy
and Trade) and ex-Georgian Alexander
Kvitashvili (Minister for Public Health)—are
firmly established in their new
cabinets. They are just the beginning. They
gave up their U.S. and European passports
with only two benefits in return: a
$200-a-month salary and the chance to build
a prosperous new Ukraine.
In a strange twist of
fate, the Ukrainian ministers during their
meetings now have to speak hated
Russian—former foreigners do not speak
Ukrainian well enough and locals do not
speak English at the level necessary for
complicated discussions on how to save a
Ukraine economy that is disappearing before
their eyes.
The problems they are
facing are overwhelming. The new minister
for economy, Mr. Abromavičius, knows that
the country is in fact bankrupt. “To expect
that we are going to produce real as opposed
to declarative incentive programs is
unrealistic,” he declared. In other words,
the new Ukrainian budget is nothing but a
piece of paper. But without this piece of
paper there will be no new money from the
European Bank and the IMF.
The first steps he has
taken so far are controversial.
The new minister for
economy appointed former Estonian
Jaanika Merilo as his advisor on foreign
investments and improving the business
climate in Ukraine. Directly after her
appointment, Ms. Merilo posted a series
of candid images that display her long
legs, plump lips and prominent cleavage,
including some shots in which she
emulates movie scenes.
On January 5, the new
minister for economy appointed former
Estonian Jaanika Merilo—a young dark-haired
beauty—as his advisor on foreign
investments, improvement of business climate
in Ukraine, coordination of international
programs and so on. Directly after her
appointment, the young lady put online not
her resume or a program for Ukrainian
financial stabilization but a series of
candid shots that display her long legs,
plump lips and prominent cleavage. In some
shots, she places a knife to her lips a la
Angelina Jolie and sits on the chair a la
Sharon Stone.
Ms. Merilo, too, forfeited
her European passport in the hope of a
better future for her new Motherland.
By law, double
citizenship is not permitted for a Ukrainian
governmental official, but, as often happens
in Ukraine, for some there is always another
way around. The governor of Zaporozhe
region, oligarch Igor Kolomoisky, for
example, has three citizenships.
As exhilarating winds of
change swept through the Ukrainian
government, Western newspapers giddily
reported the fact that after the last
elections for the first time in decades
there would be no Communists in the
Ukrainian Parliament. But that means all
possible organized opposition to the current
president and prime minister is gone.
Instead, the new Rada has
a big group of parliamentarians of very
uncertain political loyalties and even
dubious mental state—former warlords and
street activists who distinguished
themselves during street fights and tire
burnings.
These government rookies
are sometimes turning to strange ways of
self-promotion, now within the walls of the
Parliament.
One new face in the Rada—leader
of the Right Sector ultra-nationalist party
and former warlord Dmytro Yarosh—admitted in
a January interview with Ukrainian TV that
he caresses a real hand grenade in his
pocket while inside the Rada. Because he is
MP, the security personnel has no right to
check his pockets. They just ask if he has
anything dangerous on his person and he says
no. The reason to have a hand grenade on his
body is that there are too many enemies of
Ukraine within the MP crowding him during
the voting process. He is not afraid, of
course. But when the time comes, he will use
this grenade and with a bit of luck he will
take a lot of them with him if he dies.
Former warlord Dmytro
Yarosh is the leader of the
ultra-nationalist party Right Sector and
now an MP. He told Ukrainian TV that he
caresses a real hand grenade in his
pocket while serving inside the Rada.
Ukrainian MPs Yuri Beryoza
and Andrei Levus, also former warlords and
members of radical parties, became notorious
last December after publicly applauding the
terrorist attack in the Russian city of
Grozny—an attack in which 14 policemen were
killed. “On our eastern borders our brothers
are coming out from under Russia’s power.
It’s normal. These are the allies of
Ukraine,” said Mr. Beryoza. This is the same
fellow who had earlier promised that the
Ukrainian army would soon take Moscow.
Andrei Levus proposed Russia withdraw all of
her “punishers” from the “People’s Republic
of Ichkeria” (i.e. Chechnya) immediately.
Another former warlord,
former member of social-national party and
today’s Ukrainian MP Igor Mosiychuk said to
the journalists that Ukraine, “being in the
state of war, must stimulate the opening of
the second front in the Caucuses, in Middle
Asia” against Russia. In the
scandalous video, which has been viewed
2.5 million times, he unloaded an assault
rifle into the portrait of the Chechen
leader Ramzan Kadyrov ranting, “Ramzan, you
have sent your dogs, traitors into our land.
We have been killing them here and we will
come after you. We will come after you to
Grozny. We will help our brothers to free
Ichkeria from such dogs like you. Glory to
Ukraine! Glory to the free Ichkeria!”
Despite this bravado, the
personal security for all three MPs had to
be increased—at high cost to the
cash-starved country—after the Chechen
leader promised to bring them to justice in
Russia for incitement of terrorism.
While it may be tempting
to dismiss these words as the ravings of
former warlords who have been traumatized by
war, worrisome shifts of the political
mindset have been appearing in the
mainstream of the Ukrainian political
establishment.
Anton Geraschenko is the
poster boy of the next generation of
Ukrainian politicians. He holds an important
position as the advisor to the minister for
internal affairs, executing the role of the
Ministry’s spokesman. This 36-year-old,
well-educated member of the Parliament is a
familiar face on TV, and a darling of the
nation’s political talk shows. He is
well-spoken and gives elaborate interviews
on every political subject to all major
Ukrainian newspapers.
Last Friday, while on his
trip to the U.S., Mr. Gerashchenko published
two controversial posts on his Facebook
page, which could be considered very
revealing from the perspective of the
changing mood in the Ukrainian political
class toward the United States.
In the first, Mr.
Gerashchenko praised a George Soros
article in which the 84-year-old
financier is “flying high” like an eagle
“over the pettiness of Obama and other
political dwarfs.” Mr. Gerashchenko blamed
Mr. Obama and other “political dwarfs” for
not realizing that “Putin’s actions towards
Ukraine are the tectonic shifts in the world
history, much bigger in scale than those
that were the results of the terrorist
attacks on September 11, 2001 in New York
and Washington.” According to Mr.
Gerashchenko, George Soros lost all hope
that “Barack Obama will give a chance to the
people of the United States to give
large-scale economical assistance to the
people of Ukraine, not the miserable
hand-outs that have been ten times less than
the help that was given to Iraq or
Afghanistan.” Mr. Gerashchenko vented his
frustration at Mr. Obama for not giving
Ukraine money on the scale of the Marshall
Plan or the aid packages that were given to
rebuild Japan after WWII or South Korea
after the Korean War.
Prominent Ukrainian
lawmaker Anton Gerashchenko’s Facebook
posts have created a stir, downplaying
Sept. 11 and lobbing insults at
President Obama.
According to his post, Mr.
Gerashchenko believes that the United States
has the obligation to give to the Ukraine
enough money so the people of “occupied
Crimea and Donbass in a maximum of three or
five years would dig tunnels and destroy
walls and barbed-wire fences, bursting into
the territory of prosperous Free Ukraine …
looking for jobs, social assistance, high
quality of living – as a counterweight to
the Mordor which the Russian Federation will
definitely have become” (‘total
catastrophe’) under the leadership of “Putler.”
(“Putler” being ‘Putin’ and ‘Hitler’
combined into one word—a popular new term
among Ukraine’s new political class.)
The Facebook post by the
young Ukrainian politician created an uproar
in both Ukraine and Russia—but Western media
preferred to look the other way.
Inspired by his sudden
notoriety, Mr. Gerashchenko posted one more
rant on the same subject later on the same
day in which he elaborated his ideas even
farther.
“Yes, Obama is a political
dwarf because it looks like he does not
grasp the full scale the consequences of
Putin’s capture of Crimea. Because last
spring and in the beginning of last summer
Obama took the ‘ostrich’s position’ and
preferred not to see the Putin’s aggression
on the continental part of the Ukraine. In
the U.S.A., Barack Obama for his indecisive
actions and lost positions in foreign
politics is called ‘lame duck’ which is
analogous to our expression ‘shot-down
pilot’. And this name is well deserved.
Barack Obama will never be put in the same
row with such great U.S. Presidents as
Franklin Roosevelt or Ronald Reagan. And
even with Bill Clinton …”
In his second post Mr.
Gerashchenko went on to say that he was
expressing not only his own feelings but the
attitude of a significant part of the
Ukrainian population, “which considers
Obama’s actions unworthy of the leader of
the most powerful nation in the world, the
one that made Ukraine give up its nuclear
status … Instead of decisive actions, from
March on we have seen nothing but
declarations that the White House is ‘very
concerned,’ expresses its concerns’ and also
‘deeply worried’ by the situation in our
country.”
By Mr. Gerashchenko’s
light, President Putin’s entire operation in
Crimea and Donbass was possible only because
Mr. Putin knew that Mr. Obama would never
risk any strong moves to stop him. According
to this star of Ukrainian politics, America
gave “only” $1 billion to Ukraine but Mr.
Gerashchenko and the like view this as a
pittance. Instead, they want a big slice of
the hundreds of billions that the U.S. has
spent on war from 2001-2014 in Afghanistan,
Iraq and Pakistan.
These revealing and
troubling posts were deleted within hours on
the same day they appeared. Deleted or not,
Mr. Gerashchenko, as well as some
significant number of Ukrainian politicians,
rant at Mr. Obama for not doing what George
Soros wants him to do—immediately spend $50
billion of U.S. and E.U. taxpayers’ money on
building an immediate paradise in Ukraine.
George Soros’ motives could be pragmatic, of
course. Some evil tongues have been saying
that the financier’s arguments for the
bailout of a falling Ukrainian economy by
the U.S. and European taxpayers have roots
not in his love for freedom around the
world. They say that he has a lot of the
Ukrainian government’s bonds in his
portfolio and in the case of Ukraine’s
national default he will lose billions.
Screencap of Anton
Gerashchenko’s Facebook post. (Facebook)
Ironically, the biggest
winner of a significant and prompt infusion
of Western money into Ukraine would be the
hated “Putler.” Just last week, Russia,
strapped for cash itself as the
ruble plummets, started to spread rumors
that it is considering demanding early
repayment of its $3 billion 2014 loan to
Ukraine because the conditions of the loan
demand such a step in the event that the
national debt of Ukraine exceeds 60 percent
of its GDP. By now the national debt of
Ukraine is around 70 percent of its GDP and
the prognosis is that by the end of this
year it will be around 90 percent of its
GDP. If any significant amount of money is
given to Ukraine, Russia will immediately
start sucking out a big part of it as
Ukrainian gas and other energy bills will
finally be paid on time … to Russia.
Mr. Gerashchenko’s
scandalous FB posts are gone, but the
questions raised by them still remain. Will
the Ukrainian political class turn away from
the U.S. and the West if the generosity of
the U.S. taxpayers does not match the
nebulous expectations of the reformers in
the Ukrainian government? Are the Ukrainians
ready to rely mostly on themselves on the
long and painful journey of building their
own independent nation? Amid all the reform
talk and the importing of attractive foreign
“advisors,” one cannot but wonder if it’s
nothing more than camouflage for the same
old Ukrainian game—to convince the world to
give, as Mr. Gerashchenko’s first Facebook
post put it, just one more “large-scale
economical assistance.”