By Fred Reed
March 18, 2020 "Information
Clearing House" -
Oh God. Oh God. We are down
to Biden. I think. Bad. Bad. But maybe no worse than
any of the other dwarves and surreal curiosities
offering themselves as our managers Look, if you can
bear it, at what we started with. Two billionaires,
three women, two Jews, a black, a self-proclaimed
Indian, two threshold octogenarians in mid
petrification, an advocate of busing, a poofter, and
an utterly unqualied small-town mayor with the
additiona electoral handicap of being documentably
intelligent. It’s nuts. What are we doing? At
Biden’s age he probably had trilobites as house
pets. Never mind, though, as he probably can’t
remember them.
The only one fit to be seen
in public with was Tulsi Gabbard, but she was a
threat to military budgets and so snuffed like an
unwanted candle. These frightening candidates have
dropped out like rotten peaches from a tree until
Stochastic Joe is the only dropping left undropped
Oh help.L
Lurking in the wings is
Hillary, like some terrifying bat hanging by her
feet in a cavern below the DNC. A bat with theropod
instincts. I tell you, I am going to move to
Mexico..
Are we daft? A nuclear-armed
country of three hundred twenty-seven million with
more problems than people, in desperate need of
leadership, In the grip of an epidemic yet unable to
design a virus test, and this dreck is the best we
can do? You could find better in a New York bus
station at three a.m. Maybe we should look there.
Meanwhile, in the Great
Doublewide on Pennsylvania Avenue? Pompeo, an
ambulatory clot of malign suet, apparently with a
pudgy boy’s manhood problem, who wants war with
Iran. The country is decaying like a corpse in
August, everything going wrong, declining
technologically, infrastructure antiquated–and we
need a war with Iran. Why didn’t I think of that?
Mike Pence, a lethally boring
Christian heretic who thinks he is about to be
sucked up to heaven in the Rapture. We can only
hope. As I understand it, the Rapture seems to be a
theological vacuum cleaner, schloop. Perhaps he can
advise God on avoiding The Virus.
