By C.J. Hopkins
February 03, 2020 "Information
Clearing House" -
I
never thought I’d hear myself say this, but I’m a
little worried about Donald Trump. I’m worried he
may be on the verge of a sudden, major heart attack,
or a stroke, or a fatal golfing accident.
Food poisoning is another
possibility. Or he could overdose on prescription
medication. A tanning bed mishap is not out of the
question.
He could accidentally hang
himself during autoerotic asphyxiation, or get shot
by a lone-wolf white supremacist terrorist trying to
start the RaHoWa. The Russians could spray him with
that Novichok perfume.
There are any number of ways
he could snuff it.
I don’t mean to sound
alarmist, but the Resistance is running out of
non-lethal options for removing Donald Trump from
office. Here they are, in no particular order …
Resistance Non-Lethal
Option No. 1
Resistance Non-Lethal Option
No. 1 is winning the 2020 election, which isn’t
looking very promising. The Democratic Party is in
shambles. According to the polls, their current
front-runner is a senile, hair-sniffing,
finger-sucking freak
who never met a credit card company or a healthcare
lobbyist he didn’t like, and who rivals even
Donald Trump when it comes to incoherent babbling.
Yes, that’s right, folks,
it’s “Smilin’ Joe” Biden, vanquisher of the
razor-wielding, swimming-pool-gangster
“Corn Pop” to the rescue! As far as I’ve been
able to gather, the plan is for Joe to out-“crazy”
Trump (and thus win back the “bull goose loony”
demographic) by going completely off his medication
and having a series of
scary-looking petit mal seizures on national
television.
That is, unless the
impossible happens, and Biden is vanquished by
Bernie Sanders (a/k/a
“The Magic Socialist”), who Democratic Party
bigwigs would sooner publicly immolate themselves
than nominate, and who the corporate media are
already accusing of being
a lying, sexist. communist, crypto-Trump-loving,
Jew-hating Jew.
